SEBASTIAN IN DIS BITCH. GOT QUESTIONS? WANT MAH FB? GO THERE. VVVVVVVVVV
Jun 3rd at 10AM / via: photocoffeeshop / op: lol-sotrue / reblog / 8,918 notes
  • 2007: 17 and pregnant
  • 2008: 16 and pregnant
  • 2009: 15 and pregnant
  • 2010: 14 and pregnant
  • 2011: 13 and pregnant
  • 2012: 12 and pregnant
  • ...
  • 2023: fetus and pregnant
May 30th at 6PM / via: forshitsandgigggles / op: biebber / reblog / 44,643 notes
  • me: sometimes i like to talk to myself
  • me: same
May 30th at 6PM / via: mango-milkshakes / op: meditate-on-waves / reblog / 108,879 notes

Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeSelfish

(Source: batyoureyesdear)

May 30th at 6PM / via: noobjake / op: batyoureyesdear / reblog / 18,498 notes

Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you’re a multicultural bastard.

“Can I have some water, por favor?”

  • me: haha ok
  • autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
May 29th at 10PM / via: forshitsandgigggles / op: gricour / reblog / 19,250 notes

mattfuckyea:

laughing-nancy:

oh my gosh xD

Dafuq?

(Source: iambobe)

May 29th at 9PM / via: mattfuckyea / op: iambobe / reblog / 14,323 notes
elysaxoxo: every. single. one.

View in High Quality →

elysaxoxo:

every. single. one.

(Source: moneyglamandcoke)

May 28th at 8PM / via: gerasc0ph0biaa / op: moneyglamandcoke / reblog / 30,720 notes
death-metal-grandma: fuks: vua: shorturl: comeonacone: theepichumor: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED what a fucking bitch OMG she is my hero Miranda Gunner is my idol. I want to be as much as a cunt as her <3

death-metal-grandma:

fuks:

vua:

shorturl:

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

what a fucking bitch

OMG

she is my hero

Miranda Gunner is my idol. I want to be as much as a cunt as her <3

(Source: s3xnoise)

May 28th at 8PM / via: gerasc0ph0biaa / op: s3xnoise / reblog / 96,317 notes

(Source: rschocolate)

May 28th at 8PM / via: mattfuckyea / op: rschocolate / reblog / 54,250 notes

Posting pictures on Tumblr.

  • cute people: gains 20 followers.
  • me: loses 50.
May 16th at 6PM / via: noobjake / op: johnxdope / reblog / 2,111 notes